Tag Archives: GIRL

I Was Late Because… (Day 59)

Well to be quite honest, i was masturbating. Yes i am a classy lady, i know! But i’m now in the only fifty something days of a year without sex and D Day is gradually getting closer, much to my … Continue reading

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Meeting Humpty (Day 61)

Yet again it is after midnight and i have just got in from the wedding reception that preempted my fake tan situation yesterday. Well i say i just got in from the wedding reception, i left after 3 hours, sometimes … Continue reading

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Fake Tan Lesson (Day 62)

Like an idiot tonight i learnt my fake tanning lesson. Good tip here, if you put on a fake tan that gets darker over time DO NOT put it on just before you go out. I was a nice colour … Continue reading

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Loo Roll Gate (Day 63)

I’m currently in post bingo depression. I won nothing! I’d say i’m crap at bingo but it’s all about luck, and i’m the unluckiest person you will ever meet. I’m hating on bingo right now. There’s also something about those … Continue reading

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I Want To F**K Your Hair (Day 64)

Red Hair Ruins Lives. Well i may be over exaggerating a little (or a lot) but it certainly ruins everything it touches and causes problems you’d never think you’d have. The amount of times when staying at a hotel i … Continue reading

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It’s A Booty Call (Day 66)

This was technically written on the 25th so if your in the UK you will be getting 2 blog posts from me in the same day, lucky you! I really need to start writing these at a respectable time. More … Continue reading

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Mr. Player (Day 67)

Firstly i’m annoyed at myself! First week of blogging everyday – i go 5 days and don’t blog for 2! I feel like a kid that’s not done their homework and skived school for two days because of it. However … Continue reading

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At Least Take Your Ring Off. Idiot (Day 70)

(Day 70 – No progress what so ever, apart from swooning over Justin Timberlake on the BRIT Awards. Oh he’s still got it) It seems like im surrounded by cheaters at the moment. I am so against cheating and so … Continue reading

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I Have 70 Days

Day 71 (Tomorrow is day 70, thats where my countdown really begins) Today i thought about sex alot. Well the lack of sex i’m currently having. Or not having. I’m not quite sure which is the correct term. I previously … Continue reading

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To ID, Or Not To ID? That Is The Question

A question that i wish the answer was TO NOT ID! I think someone in the heavens above just wanted to irritate me this evening. I don’t know what i’ve done wrong, i like to think i’m quite a good … Continue reading

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