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I Was Late Because… (Day 59)

Well to be quite honest, i was masturbating. Yes i am a classy lady, i know! But i’m now in the only fifty something days of a year without sex and D Day is gradually getting closer, much to my … Continue reading

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Meeting Humpty (Day 61)

Yet again it is after midnight and i have just got in from the wedding reception that preempted my fake tan situation yesterday. Well i say i just got in from the wedding reception, i left after 3 hours, sometimes … Continue reading

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Fake Tan Lesson (Day 62)

Like an idiot tonight i learnt my fake tanning lesson. Good tip here, if you put on a fake tan that gets darker over time DO NOT put it on just before you go out. I was a nice colour … Continue reading

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Loo Roll Gate (Day 63)

I’m currently in post bingo depression. I won nothing! I’d say i’m crap at bingo but it’s all about luck, and i’m the unluckiest person you will ever meet. I’m hating on bingo right now. There’s also something about those … Continue reading

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